Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Star Force: Fugitive Alien II (1988)

J. Elvis Weinstein: Tom Servo, Gypsy

Quotes 

• [during a space battle] 

  Tom Servo : They must've spent tens of dollars on this.

• Crow : Uh, Oh yeah. OK, umm, so the Pilgrims first came to America in a gigantic green and yellow moving van.

  Gypsy : Moving van.

  Crow : Until they bumped into a Plymouth, and then they got out of the van and took turns starving.

  Gypsy : Starving.

  Crow : Uh, yeah. Starving. Uh, I don't know why they didn't just pop open a pack of freeze-dried smoky links like Joel does.

  Gypsy : Pink fudge.

  Joel Hodgson : Hey y'guys.

  Crow , Gypsy : Hey Joel Hodgson.

  Crow : I was just taking the liberty of explaining Thanksgiving to Gypsum.

  Gypsy : Thanksgiving.

  Crow : Yes. Joel Hodgson, we don't get the part after when they sat down with the Indians and ate mace.

  Joel Hodgson : Oh, no, it's not mace. Uh, it's maize. Maize is, uh, a Native American word for corn.

  Crow : You mean they would spray corn in each other's face during protests?

  Joel Hodgson : No. No. No, uh, but that's pretty close. Uh, I gotta--listen, I gotta go work on the, uh, satellite reflector shields, and, uh, you keep teaching Gypsum about Thanksgiving. I think you're doing great.

  Crow : OK.

  Gypsy : Thanksgiving. Miles Standoff.

  Crow : Hey, Cambot. Bring it in a little. Yeah. Heehee. Now this is the best part. Then Miles Standoff and the Prince-Queen Pocawatha loaded the turkey catapults and started pelting the Nina, the Pinto, and the Santa Maria.

  Gypsy : Santa Claus!

  Crow : Uhuh, yeah, Santa Claus! Uh, and that's why we have to start shopping right away after Thanksgiving!

  Gypsy : Oh!

  Crow : See, that's, that's how it works.