Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Kimberly Carvalho: Bar Twin

Quotes 

• Allison Vandermeersh : After Jenny, your relationships grew shorter and shorter. So short, in fact, it would be easier to do this in bulk.

  [long line of lovelies waiting] 

  Allison Vandermeersh : Oh, you remember Amy, the stewardess?

  Amy the Stewardess : Hey, Connor. We had plane sex somewhere over Albany. And Rochester. And South Bend, Indiana.

  [chuckles] 

  Allison Vandermeersh : [pretends to be impressed]  Triple whammy!

  Bar Twin , Bar Twin : You slept with my sister!

  Bar Man "Shawna" : I was Shawna back then. A waitress at the Palm. We had coatroom sex on my smoke break.

  Connor Mead : That was you?

  Chinese Bar Woman : [translated from Chinese]  You have brought great dishonor to my family. Eat shit Mead Connor!

  "Two Days" Bar Woman : We dated for two days.

  "For An Hour" Bar Woman : For an hour.

  "48 Seconds" Bar Woman : For forty-eight seconds.