Valentine's Day (I) (2010)

Larry Miller: Oversized Baggage Agent

Quotes 

• Reed Bennett : There's this girl.

  Oversized Baggage Agent : Oh don't tell me, that'll take the fun out of guessing. Let's see, this is gonna be a tough one, there's a very pretty girl and she's about to get on a big airplane and if you don't stop her, she'll never know how you really feel.

  Reed Bennett : Not exactly.

  Oversized Baggage Agent : What am I missing?

  Reed Bennett : If she gets on the plane, she's gonna find out the hard way that the guy that she thinks she's in love with is a spineless lying creep!

  Oversized Baggage Agent : That's no good.

  Reed Bennett : No, it is no good. And I can't let that happen. Because this girl, she is great! She's like... like sunshine. Everything is better when she's there. I can't stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, I just can't. I can't.

• Oversized Baggage Agent : [to Reed]  Look, I'm 52, and I wear a bright blue shirt to work. Don't make me madder than I already am.