Valentine's Day (I) (2010)

Katherine LaNasa: Pamela Copeland

Quotes 

• Julia Fitzpatrick : My name is Julia. And I'm gonna be your server tonight. Why don't I get started with a few specials?

  Pamela Copeland : Yes, please.

  Julia Fitzpatrick : Tonight the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the Lying, Stinking, Pig.

  Pamela Copeland : You're kidding! How is that cooked?

  Julia Fitzpatrick : He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles and he chops them up really finely, teeny, tiny pieces. And then he takes those testicles and he pulverizes them and adds in a little arugula. Some sage, feta cheese, and shoves the mixture back up the pig's well, for lack of a better word, ass.

  Pamela Copeland : Really?

  Julia Fitzpatrick : Yeah. Then he cuts out the heart. The cold, useless, tiny, little heart. Then fillets it on either side and it's a nice amuse bouche.

  Pamela Copeland : I'll have the salmon.