Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (2006 Video Game)

Timothy Spall: Barry Mickelthwaite

Quotes 

• Phil Collins : Look, Barry, when I agreed to play Vice City, I didn't expect it to be my swan song.

  Barry : It's no problem, mate. Just some nutcase trying it on.

  Vic Vance : Hey, aren't you...

  Phil Collins : Phil, mate. Phil Collins.

  Barry : Let's do the meet and greet another time, eh? Come on.

• Phil Collins : [Vic drives Phil and Barry to their hotel after being chased by mobsters]  Shouldn't we call the police?

  Barry : This is Vice City, mate. Seriously, bandit country. It's nothing.

  Phil Collins : Who is this Georgio you owe money to?

  Barry : Oh, just a fan. He lent me... I mean, he GAVE me a few quid.

  Phil Collins : Barry, are you in hock to gangsters?

  Barry : No, mate! I swear, on your life!

  Phil Collins : Yeah, well that's what I'm worried about. You're a real moron. I should have left you to manage that talking dog. What was his name? Puddles?

• [Reni introduces Vic and Barry to each other] 

  Reni Wassulmaier : Darling, this is darling. Darling, darling. Wunderbar. So now we are acquainted, no? Who wants to oompah?

  Vic Vance : [to Barry]  Uh, I'm Vic.

  Barry : Alright? Barry, mate.

• Phil Collins : Barry, is everything sorted of tonight?

  Barry : Mate, you're gonna blow them away.

  Phil Collins : Well, I'm more worried about someone blowing me away.

• Reni Wassulmaier : You mean, he doesn't know?

  Barry : Uh, no. And let's keep it that way.

  Reni Wassulmaier : Of course. He's an artist. The pressure could kill him. I mean, I perform well knowing people want to drill me full of holes. But I am unique, darling.

• Barry : [Vic has just cleared the stadium of hitmen]  It's Vic. See, I told you. Nothing to worry about.

  Phil Collins : Yeah, yeah. I'll see you inside.

  Barry : Seriously, mate, is everything alright?

  Vic Vance : Sure. But, um, you might want to call bomb disposal.

  Barry : Bomb disposal? Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, good one. Yeah, yeah, fucking comedian. Yeah, yeah. Should put you on the fucking stage, eh? Phil, mate... Uh, maybe we should delay rehearsals awhile, eh? Technical issues, you know? Nothing serious. It's alright.