The Hammer (2007)

Jane Lynch: Woman Who Argues With Jerry

Quotes 

• Jerry Ferro : What are you building?

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : Storage shed.

  Jerry Ferro : What are you siding it with?

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : T-111.

  Jerry Ferro : ...You gotta be careful with that T-111. You wanna get the margins right, you know. They have a T&G joint. Wanna get it just right.

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : If by T&G you mean tongue and groove, you're wrong. The T-111 has a shiplap seam.

  Jerry Ferro : I'm pretty sure it's T&G. I've worked with it a lot.

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : No. No. It's shiplap.

  Jerry Ferro : Well, let's talk foundation bolting. What are you holding the bottom plate down to the slab with.

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : Redheads.

  Jerry Ferro : Oh, you're going with wedge anchors. Yeah, I'd go with J bolts. I'd put 'em in when the slab was wet. That way, I wouldn't have to bust out the roto hammer.

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : Well, if I was going with a footing, I'd use the J bolts but we have a 4-inch slab, so...

  Jerry Ferro : [arrogantly]  Cut corners, people get hurt.

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : It's a tool shed. It's not an underground parking structure.

  Jerry Ferro : [mock outrage]  Okay. We're in earthquake country. I don't know if you heard.

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : So what you building...

  Jerry Ferro : ...I'm building a deck for my lady...

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : What you screwing it off with, deckers?

  Jerry Ferro : No, using 16-penny galvanized common heads.

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : Oh, you get a hell of a lot more grab with a core-stripped bugle head zinc drywall screw.

  Jerry Ferro : I hit.690 in the Van Nuys Unlimited Arc League.

  Woman Who Argues With Jerry : All-American, Arizona state.

  Jerry Ferro : Ozzie!

  Oswaldo Sanchez : Yeah?

  Jerry Ferro : [Quietly]  Let's get those uh... Let's get those drywall screws.