Spider-Woman (TV Series)

The Ghost Vikings (1979)

Joan Van Ark: Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew

Quotes 

• Spider-Woman : [after diving into the sea]  My protective Spider-Bubble will keep me safe at this crushing depth.

• Spider-Woman : Now that it's safe, I'd better Spider-Split.

• Spider-Woman : Oh, no! What a time to run out of web-fluid.

• Spider-Woman : Jeepee! I've never had two men fighting over me before.

• Spider-Woman : Jumping Spider-Webs, where on earth am I? I think I'd better take a spidery surveillance.

• Spider-Woman : My sticky Spider-Pads are slipping off this sooty chandelier.

• Jessica Drew : I tell you, Jeff, I can feel it in my frozen bones. It's gonna be the scoop of the century.

  Jeff Hunt : We'd get a better scoop at an ice cream parlor.

  Billy : Ah, come on, Jeff, this Viking ghost ship sounds like real front-page stuff to me.

  [holds up a newspaper] 

  Billy : Why, according to this late edition of the Norway News, Spider-Woman saw the ship rise right out of the sea floor!

  Jeff Hunt : Since when do you read Norwegian, Billy?

• Spider-Woman : Thundering tarantulas! It's a Viking ship!