Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Happiness Patrol: Part Two (1988)

Sheila Hancock: Helen A.

Quotes 

• Helen A : Happiness will prevail. Happiness Patrol Section C, please stand by for the first stage of a routine disappearance. And don't forget - when you smile, I want to see those teeth!

• The Doctor : I understand you are responsible for this planet.

  Helen A : We do our best.

  The Doctor : And is it a happy planet?

  Helen A : I think you'll find everyone on Terra Alpha is VERY happy.

  The Doctor : Some people on Terra Alpha are very difficult to find.

• The Doctor : And which member of the population are you controlling today, just for the record.

  Helen A : A woman who disappointed me.

  The Doctor : And how did she disappoint you, eh? Oh, d-d-don't answer me. Don't answer. Oh, no. She enjoyed the feel of rain upon her face. Or, perhaps, her favorite season was the autumn.

• Trevor Sigma : Constitutional rules of the system: When the mechanics of an execution malfunction, the aforesaid execution may NOT be repeated.

  Joseph C : Oh, dear. What a nuisance.

  Helen A : So now they're protected from the fondant surprise.