The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Health & Fitness (2007)
Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin
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Quotes
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Zack Martin : What are you, my mother?
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Cody Martin : Chef Paolo, what's wrong?
Chef Paolo : [sobbing] It's my blood test. It did not turn out so good.
Zack Martin : Come on, Chef. How bad can your blood be?
Chef Paolo : They found bacon bits.
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Carey Martin : [to Zack] Honey, you have a problem.
Zack Martin : I do not!
Carey Martin : I found licorice in your underwear drawer!
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Cody Martin : [to Cody] You know, this health questionnaire is really interesting. I'd like to show you, but you might eat it.
Zack Martin : Not unless it's made of chocolate.
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Zack Martin : Cake is dessert, pie is dessert, ice cream is dessert. Fruit salad is not dessert, it's not even a salad! What the heck is it?
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Carey Martin : Zack, do you realize that kids who eat to much sugar increase their risk of getting diabetes?
Zack Martin : So we'll compromise. I won't put sugar on my cake anymore!
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Zack Martin : What's going on?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Cholesterol test.
Cody Martin : Probably the only test Zack could pass.
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Chef Paolo : Hey Zack, have you ever dipped chocolate in gravy?
Zack Martin : No.
Chef Paolo : Well, you won't be able to say that anymore.
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : [Talking about needle] Mr. Moseby's afraid.
Mr. Moseby : Oh, pish posh! I'd laugh at that needle! Ha!
Zack Martin : Well here's your chance. It's right there.
[Mr. Moseby turns around, sees needle, then faints]