- Max Goof: Get the answer right and you get a fudgy wudgy bar... mmmmm, your fave... but answer wrong and the yolk's on you.
- Pete: Why'd you cut school over a stupid test?
- P.J. Pete: Because you said if I flunked, I'd be grounded for life.
- Pete: What? What do you mean, thinking I'd really ground you for life? I'd never ground you for life! How many times I gotta tell you, do as I think, not mean what I say? Just for that, you're grounded for life!
- P.J. Pete: It's like, awful knowing when your life's gonna end.
- Max Goof: Aw, Peej... wait a minute! It's not over yet! You've got 23 hours and 14 minutes to do everything you ever wanted to do in your whole life!
- P.J. Pete: Even the stuff I'd get killed for?
- Max Goof: What have you got to lose? PJ, you're dead meat anyway.