The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)

Cold Cash and Hot Water (1987)

Maurice LaMarche: Dr. Egon Spengler, Dr. Bassingame, Policeman

Quotes 

• [rushing to Madison Square Gardens to stop Charlie from releasing the demon, Egon and Peter are caught in a fleeing crowd] 

  Egon Spengler : Something tells me we're too late.

  Peter Venkman : What gave you that idea?

• Ray Stantz : Hello...

  Egon Spengler : Try not to talk, Ray. You're still partially neutralized. You could evaporate.

• Winston Zeddemore : Hey, we could dump it in the ocean.

  [thinks a moment] 

  Winston Zeddemore : Nah, the Russians might dredge it up.

  Ray Stantz : Besides, it's ice, won't it float?

  Egon Spengler : Magic ice doesn't float.

• Winston Zeddemore : [after Egon explains the history of Hob Anagarak]  Where'd the humans get that block of ice, if the land was hot?

  Egon Spengler : Magic, of course.

  Winston Zeddemore : Oh, of course...

• Egon Spengler : We'll have to charge you for four...

  Owner : But I was only empowered to purchase one removal.

  Peter Venkman : One removal is fine, you just pick the one you want removed and we'll put the other three back.

  [the other Ghostbusters smile and nod] 

  Owner : What?

  Policeman : Pay them, or I'll put you in there.

• Dr. Bassingame : [clears throat]  Hear me, oh demon of the North, burst your bonds and sally forth. Rejoin our world, yet not be free, for you are now controlled by me.

  [a beat] 

  Dr. Bassingame : That's a rough translation, of course.