- Paula Small: Would you mind setting the table? Dinner's going to be ready soon.
- Brendon: Can I do it after dinner?
- Paula Small: Sure.
- Coach McGuirk: [Brendan is being sent to a "Scared Straight" prison program] I've been to the can a few times, Brendan. That's what we call it, the can. So when you're there, you call it the can, all right?
- Brendon: What do you call cans in prison?
- Coach McGuirk: You mean like actual cans? Like food - cans of food?
- Brendon: Yeah.
- Coach McGuirk: Those are still cans.
- Various: It's time to pay the price!
- Brendon: [discussing movies Brendon, Jason, and Melissa have made] What about this one right here? "The Magic Balls"?
- Melissa Robbins: Yeah, I wasn't there that day.