Married... with Children (TV Series)

Wabbit Season (1990)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Oh, Peg, it was horrible. 16 straight hours of shoe-selling mayhem. The last thing I remember that that I was down on one knee, waiting on an overflowing glacier of a woman. The first thing they teach you when you're a rookie shoe salesman is when you've got a fat one in the chair, never look up. I looked up, Peg. I saw underwear. It said "Saturday."

  Peggy Bundy : So what?

  Al Bundy : Today's Wednesday!

• Peggy Bundy : What's he doing now?

  Bud Bundy : Well, he's got the flamthrower. He's aiming it at the hole. He shoots... and misses.

  Peggy Bundy : Garden on fire?

  Bud Bundy : Yep. And so is Mrs. Rhoades's fence. Whoa, look at her big tree go! Well, at least he didn't shoot himself in the foot.

  Peggy Bundy : Give him a minute.

  [a burst of flame passes the window, and Al runs in with his left foot on fire] 

• Peggy Bundy : That's Al, folks.

• Al : I must have poured a million gallons of water down that hole. I flooded the whole block and every living thing in it. Now if that rabbit's still alive, I'm yours tonight.

  [Rabbit's head pops out of hole] 

  Peggy : [talking to the kids]  You know, the sad thing is, I don't really want him. But, a promise is a promise.

  Al : Now look what you've done! You'll be screaming worse than me, I'll tell you!

  [as Peggy drags him into the house] 

  Al : I'll get you for this, I'll make you pay for this, I'm telling you!

• Al : [aiming a shotgun]  Oh, Mr. Wabbit? Come and get a tasty cawwot...

  [two gunshots] 

  Bud Bundy : Well, at least he didn't shoot himself in the foot.

  Peggy Bundy : Hmph, give him a minute.

  [a third gunshot; Al hops past the window on one foot, screaming in pain]