The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)

Slimer, Come Home (1986)

Maurice LaMarche: Dr. Egon Spengler, Ringmaster

Quotes 

• Egon Spengler : [to Winston]  I just want you to know that I'm having a wonderful time.

• Egon Spengler : There's just one chance. Set your proton beams at 500,000 Megahertz, Slimer's frequency. We'll try to yank him out.

  Dr. Peter Venkman : I just hope know what you're doing, Egon, 'cause I sure don't.

• Egon Spengler : Now remember: poltergeists can't actually hurt you...

  [the head ghosts chuckles as he makes a bunch of trashcans form into a large stack] 

  Egon Spengler : ... but trashcans sure can!

• [Searching for Slimer, Egon walks down the wrong street, and is followed by a gang of punks] 

  Mugger : Well, well. What's wrong my man? You lose something? Hey, maybe we can help you find it. What's it look like?

  Egon Spengler : [staring at his P.K.E. meter]  I'm looking for a full-torso ectoplasmic manifestation. Color green. No legs. Spirit classification: unknown.

  [Egon walks on. The lead mugger stops the others from following him] 

  Mohawk Punk : Hey, we had him, man. Why'd you let him go?

  Mugger : My dad told me never to mess with anybody weirder than I am.