- Mayor: Are you sure this is safe?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Class two mini-wraights, regular scaredy spooks. Crowd right in, nothing to be afraid of!
- Mayor: Today's party and tomorrow's parade is Morrisville's way of saying we will never forget the name Roy Stantz.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: [crown cheers] Eh, that's Ray... Ray!
- Mayor: How's that?
- Peter Venkman: [after Ray destroys a practice target] Yeah! That's one cardboard cutout who won't sasse us!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Maybe I should just forget it. I mean, it it'd be pure stupidity to go back and try to prove something.
- Peter Venkman: [quietly to Winston] Five bucks says he goes back.
- Winston Zeddemore: You're on.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [to the sleeping Ghostbusters] Get up. I think we've got a problem.
- Peter Venkman: Oh, wake me when you're sure.
- [pulling the blanket over his head]
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: The equipment's not defective, I am.
- Peter Venkman: Can this guy admit his faults, I ask ya?
- Winston Zeddemore: Ray, you can't quit!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: You'll lose your pension benefits.
- Peter Venkman: And we won't be able to sing barber shop quartet anymore!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: We never did.
- Peter Venkman: True, but we could've.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I've got a plan.
- Peter Venkman: No electric shock, Egon.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I've got another plan.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: You keep the puma, Ray.
- Winston Zeddemore: And if you ever think of quitting again, we'll feed you to him.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Careful guys, they're huge!
- Peter Venkman: A couple of sheets ready for the wash.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Look: a book of spells.
- Elaine Furman: To make... shoes?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: No, to surround ghosts with negative energy. No wonder my equipment messed up. It works on positive energy.
- Elaine Furman: Favish! That rusty shoehorn!
- Peter Venkman: Quick on the draw, Ray.
- Elaine Furman: From now on, I'll call you 'Floatbuster'.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Just call...
- [Ray blushes after Elaine kisses him on the cheek]
- Winston Zeddemore: At least they kept Ray's balloon, even if it is at the back of the parade...
- Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, here's their new hero.
- [Alan Favish passes on a float shaped like a shoe]
- Winston Zeddemore: The King of Heels!