- Hop Koopa: [as King Koopa sneaked behind him] King Dad! You don't belong here!
- King Koopa: Neither do you.
- Princess Toadstool: Hip, Hop, what are you doing here?
- Hop Koopa: We wanna go...
- Hip Koopa: To school.
- Hop Koopa: Except King Dad...
- Hip Koopa: Doesn't want us to.
- Princess Toadstool: I'm sure he doesn't. You might learn how to behave yourselves.
- Hop Koopa: School looks like...
- Hip Koopa: A blast! Let's...
- Hop Koopa: Go!
- [Hip and Hop start to run off, but Koopa comes up from behind and grabs them]
- King Koopa: You will not go to school! No lizard of mine is going to learn good citizenship!
- Hop Koopa: Aw, come on...
- Hip Koopa: King Dad.
- King Koopa: No! You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad.
- Hop Koopa: You forgot...
- Hip Koopa: Lying.
- King Koopa: Lying? Of course! An excellent trait! No school. Understand?
- Hop Koopa, Hip Koopa: [crosses their fingers behind their backs] Yes, King Dad.
- [Koopa leaves]
- Hop Koopa: Like King Dad said...
- Hip Koopa: Lying is an excellent trait!