The Promotion (2008)

Joshua Eber: Hardy

Quotes 

• Hardy : Hey, Mr. Wehlner.

  Richard : Hey, Hardy. How are you doing?

  Hardy : I'm doing good.

  Richard : What did you do last night?

  Hardy : I went to the movies with my sister.

  Richard : You did?

  Hardy : Yeah.

  Richard : That sounds awesome.

  Hardy : Guess what?

  Richard : What?

  Hardy : I'm growing a mustache.

  Richard : All right. That's cool.

  [offers a handshake] 

  Richard : Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job at the store here.

  Hardy : Thanks.

  Richard : Keep it up.

  [as Hardy walks away, Richard feels his right hand after shaking it with Hardy and gives an uneasy look on his face. Doug sees this and approaches him] 

  Doug Stauber : What's going on?

  Richard : Oh, nothing. Just... Hardy. It just gets sad, sometimes. Do you know why Hardy's hand is powdered?

  Doug Stauber : Why?

  Richard : These retarded guys... masturbate so much that they rub the skin off their penises. They don't know better, and that they have a hard time not jerking off.

  [Mitch and the board of directors appear behind Richard] 

  Richard : Hey!

  [Richard walks away as Mitch approaches Doug. He watches the conversation from a distance] 

  Mitch : Was he talking about jerking off in the store?