- Homer Simpson: See that ball of fire in the sky? That's the sun. It goes by many names: Apollo's lantern, day moon, old blazy. The important thing is, never to touch it.
- Marge Simpson: I know what the sun is.
- Homer Simpson: Yes, now you do.
- Marge Simpson: Now I have a question. Who are you people?
- Homer Simpson: [gasps] She doesn't recognise us!
- Homer Simpson: [shakes Dr. Hibbert] You monster! What have you done to my face?
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, please don't leave.
- Bart Simpson: My grades will suffer. In fact, they're suffering now.
- [Shows him his report card]
- Bart Simpson: Look at this garden of 'F's. You planted them all!
- Bart Simpson: Dad, isn't it wrong to read or eat other people's mail?
- Homer Simpson: Son, all our mail has ever brought me is bad news: bills, court summons, Entertainment Weekly. Now for the first time in my life, I'm getting rich people mail. You wouldn't take that away from me, would you?
- Bart Simpson: Oh, dad. Nobody can rationalize like you.
- Marge Simpson: Mr. Simpson, I don't even know you! I am not making love with you.
- Homer Simpson: But what if we...
- [Whispers]
- Marge Simpson: You're describing how to parallel park.
- Homer Simpson: [Crying] You used to love my non sequiturs.
- Dr. Julius Hibbert: How many fingers am I holding up?
- Marge Simpson: Two.
- Dr. Julius Hibbert: Good. Now I can put them back in the jar.
- Dr. Julius Hibbert: Just keep jogging her memory until she remembers.
- Homer Simpson: Jogging? Oooh!
- Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, I don't mean you jogging.
- Homer Simpson: Sweet.
- Dr. Julius Hibbert: But you should.
- Homer Simpson: Jogging? Oooh!