- Paul Murphy: I oughta take that friggin mutt down to China Express and have 'em make spare ribs out of him.
- Lisa Sherman: [speaking about Neil] You're talking about a guy who didn't even go to his own mother's funeral.
- Andrea C: You've got forty-eight hours to get your shit together, say your good-byes and get the hell outta here. Or the next time I invite you over my house for a pool party. You better wear your fuckin life jacket.
- Roger Davis: Where you been, I've been looking for you all day?
- Neil Murphy: I've been taking swimming lessons from two goons who looked like they just stepped out of a Tarantino flick.