Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Helicopter (2007)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

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Quotes 

• Drake Parker : [talking to Teri about skydiving]  You know, they, uh, say one in five people don't even make it to the ground.

  Teri - Blue Top Girl : Wow.

  Josh Nichols : What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where they go?

• [an alarm sounds] 

  Drake Parker : I think it's the fuel gauge! We're on "E!"

  Josh Nichols : Well maybe "E" means "Extra Fuel!"

• Drake Parker : You know, Josh should start trying to be a little more like me.

  Josh Nichols : Drake would be so much better off if he acted more like me.

  Drake Parker : I mean, if Mom or Walter tells him he's not allowed to do something, he LISTENS to 'em.

  Josh Nichols : When a parent tells you no, you gotta respect that, but Drake just does whatever he...

• [up in a helicopter without a pilot] 

  Drake Parker : I'm gonna fly this helicopter! You've seen me play Helicopter Rescue!

  Josh Nichols : What? That's a video game!

  Drake Parker : So? If I can land a military helicopter on the Empire State Building and rescue the princess while a giant lobster's shooting rockets at me, I think I can land this thing on a freeway, all right?

  Josh Nichols : I won't argue with THAT logic!

• Josh Nichols : Oh, why you putting on that parachute?

  Drake Parker : To retard my fall.

  Josh Nichols : You said you weren't gonna jump.

  Drake Parker : Yeah... but I'm gonna.