- Earl Sinclair: [happily] Good morning, my family who loves me!
- Baby Sinclair: [pointing] Not the Mama!
- Earl Sinclair: All right, that ends right now! I have had it up to here with this "Not the Mama". I am not "Not the Mama", I'm your daddy. And you only get one, buster, and that is what you're gonna call me. Daddy. Now say "Daddy".
- [Baby refuses]
- Earl Sinclair: Say "Daddy"!
- [Baby still refuses]
- Earl Sinclair: Okay. All right, all right, say "da".
- Baby Sinclair: Da.
- Earl Sinclair: Say "dee".
- Baby Sinclair: Dee.
- Earl Sinclair: Da.
- Baby Sinclair: Da.
- Earl Sinclair: Dee.
- Baby Sinclair: Dee.
- Earl Sinclair: Daddy!
- Baby Sinclair: Daddy!
- Earl Sinclair: Frannie!
- Baby Sinclair: Daddy!
- Earl Sinclair: [chuckles] Fran!
- Baby Sinclair: Daddy!
- Earl Sinclair: He loves me, listen to him!
- Baby Sinclair: [sings] Daddy, Daddy!
- [sings]
- Baby Sinclair: Daddy, Da-daddy, D-Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. Not the Mama!
- [Earl glares at Baby]
- Charlene Sinclair: [while wearing a prosthetic tail] Isn't it just the most lovely night outside?
- Fran Sinclair: Charlene, you look... very nice, but I can't help noticing there's something different about you.
- [Charlene comes home feeling sad]
- Earl Sinclair: You are not going on any more dates!
- Charlene Sinclair: [sadly] Well that's fine with me.
- Earl Sinclair: Then we're in complete agreement.
- Charlene Sinclair: Yes, we are.
- Earl Sinclair: Why?
- Charlene Sinclair: [voice breaking] Well, because it was the most humiliating experience of my life.
- Earl Sinclair: [worried anger] What did he do to you?
- Charlene Sinclair: He dumped me.
- Earl Sinclair: [whispers to Fran] Is that what the kids are calling it now, Fran?
- Charlene Sinclair: He met a girl with a tail that was bigger than mine and he went off with her. I walked all the way home.
- [Earl frowns in pity]
- [Charlene finishes her 'tail' discussion to Fran]
- Fran Sinclair: Where are you going?
- Charlene Sinclair: [lowly] The roof.
- [Charlene's tail has finally grown in]
- Robbie Sinclair: [laughs in disbelief] What did you do, buy the variety pack?
- Charlene Sinclair: [as Robbie touches her tail] You're wasting your time, Moron-a-saurus. It's real!
- Earl Sinclair: [aghast] 'Real'!
- Robbie Sinclair: [in disgust] What! Oh, no, man! Ugh, I touched my sister's tail!
- Narrator #1 (ABC Announcer): Pangea's watching ABC, The Antediluvian Broadcasting Company.
- Narrator #2 (Coming Event Announcer): Coming this Fall on ABC.
- Narrator #3 (Way Too Complicated promo): He's a Big City Dinosaur detective, who leaves through time to adopt seven interracial children. She's a Ghost, with seven interracial ghost children of her own. Now they're all moving to the country to become district attorneys. And watch the sparks fly when mother moves in. It's all "Way Too Complicated!",
- Narrator #4 (Event Time Announcer): Wednesdays at 8:00.
- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Geez, more of the same.
- Fran Sinclair: Oh Mom, you're still mad at them for canceling 30 Million Something.
- [Earl is consoling Charlene after her date dumps her]
- Earl Sinclair: How'd I do, Fran?
- Fran Sinclair: Well... "not the mama", but you'll do in a pinch.
- Charlene Sinclair: Mom, you said you were the last one in your class to get your tail. How did you handle it?
- Fran Sinclair: Oh well... that was a long time ago, and I'm sure I handled it with grace and dignity.
- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: She tried to throw herself off the roof.
- Fran Sinclair: [chiding] Mother!
- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Of course, she weighed 28,000 lbs., so the roof collapsed. She fell right through onto Grandpa Louie, who was cleaning his pipe at the time. We never found the pipe, but Grandpa Louie walked funny after that.