Dinosaurs (TV Series)

Germ Warfare (1992)

Stuart Pankin: Earl Sinclair

Quotes 

• Earl Sinclair : [singsong]  Look who's home!

  [Baby turns his head and glares at Earl] 

  Baby Sinclair : [demonic voice]  Not the Mama!

  [Baby rotates his head back as he growls] 

• Earl Sinclair : What color is it and how much does it cost?

  Zabar : Fortunately it is simple, widely available, and costs nothing. To rid the child's body of the wicked contaminant, he must eat moldy bread.

  Earl Sinclair : Moldy bread, huh?

• Zabar : Behold! The child is cured.

  Fran Sinclair : Look! The spots, they're gone. He's back to normal.

  Earl Sinclair : Wait. I'll be the judge of that. Do you happen to have a frying pan on you?

  Zabar : I do.

  Fran Sinclair : Oh.

  Earl Sinclair : Wow. Thanks. Here, son.

  [gives the frying pan to Baby Sinclair] 

  Earl Sinclair : Now, are you all right? Do you know who I am?

  [Baby Sinclair hits Earl Sinclair with a frying pan] 

  Earl Sinclair : Ow!

  Baby Sinclair : Not the mama!

  [all laughing] 

  Fran Sinclair : It's so good to have our little boy back, isn't it, Earl?

  Earl Sinclair : It sure is. And I guess I owe a big debt of gratitude to you, Fran, for not losing hope. And to Zabar there for saving the kid's life.

  Zabar : Don't mention it.

  Earl Sinclair : And... ..that's it.

• Dr. Ficus : Well, I'll tell you, but please keep in mind I went to school for many years to be a great healer. So when I state the actual figure,

  [echoes] 

  Dr. Ficus : my voice will resonate with such authority and confidence you'll instantly feel you're doing the right thing.

  Earl Sinclair : I instantly feel I'm doing the right thing.

  Dr. Ficus : One thousand dollars.

  Earl Sinclair : One thousand dollars.

  Fran Sinclair : Goodness, that's just an awful lot of money.

  Dr. Ficus : It's a miracle of the modern age. We call it the blue medicine. He'll drink it tonight and be better by morning... most likely.

  Fran Sinclair : Are you sure it's going to work?

  Dr. Ficus : It's blue.

• Fran Sinclair : It's full of germs.

  Earl Sinclair : Trust me, Fran. There's no such thing as germs.