- Professor Wells: You're wrong about Flash not being funny, Peter. You should have seen his last test paper. I read it, and laughed, and laughed and laughed.
- Spider-Man: [swinging through the jungle like Tarzan of the Apes] Whee! Me Spidey, you...
- [a bolt of fire breaks his webline]
- Spider-Man: Aaaah!
- [Spidey falls into some bushes]
- Firestar: You boring!
- Bobby Drake: My special Iceman sense told me there was trouble.
- Spider-Man: Your what? You don't have any special Iceman sense that warnes you of danger.
- Bobby Drake: Well, it was worth a try...