- Bobby Drake: Well, you guys can look at statues if you like. I prefer warm bodies of the female persuasion.
- Mordred: [speaking through a flying demon] Where is the Ebony Blade?
- Flash Thompson: I don't know... I don't even shave yet!
- Mordred: You are more knave than knight.
- Angelica Jones: [reading a plaque] The Black Knight banished Modred to the terrible Land of Shades.
- Bobby Drake: Land of Shades? Is that where they make sunglasses?