Fraggle Rock (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Trash Is (1985)

Dave Goelz: Boober Fraggle, Philo, Uncle Travelling Matt

Quotes 

• Gunge : How long do you think we've been with Marjory?

  Philo : Well, I don't know, Gunge, as long as I can remember.

  Gunge : Well, I thought it was since the day before yesterday.

  Philo : It's the same thing.

  Gunge : Well, that's what I thought. Yeah, so what do you say, today's the day?

  Philo : Sure, today's the day. What do you think, yesterday's the day?

  Gunge : No, but...

  Philo : [interrupting]  Yesterday was the day yesterday.

  Gunge : Sure...

  Philo : And tomorrow will be the day tomorrow.

  Gunge : Right.

  Philo : But today, today's the day.

  [Gunge sighs deeply] 

  Philo : Why do you ask?

  Gunge : Oh boy... is today the day we finally get out of here and go home?

  Philo : Oh yeah, you asked me that yesterday.

  Gunge : [getting angry]  I've asked you that everyday we've been here!

  Philo : But Marjory always had things for us to do.

  Gunge : Well, maybe today she won't have anything for us to do and we can go home.

  Marjory the Trash Heap : [Marjory wakes up and yawns]  Good morning, boys. Have I got a lot of things for you to do today.

• Uncle Travelling Matt : [narrating]  It seems I had been kidnapped. And they took me to meet the biggest trash heap I had ever seen. But instead of wisdom, this trash heap has seagulls. Tell our Trash Heap that I frankly prefer wisdom.

• Philo : We can't sleep unless someone tells us a story.

  Gunge : Yeah, Marjory always tells us a story.

  Philo : Remember when Marjory didn't tell us a story and we stayed up all night playing Canasta?

• Philo : Hearing about Marjory brung tears to your eyes. You can't fool me.

  Gunge : Yeah, but, w... well, what's up with your ducts? I didn't notice you peeling no onions.

• Gunge : Where are we?

  Philo : The middle of nowhere.

  Gunge : Oh yeah, I thought it looked familiar.