Muppet Babies (TV Series)

I Want My Muppet TV! (1985)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Beaker

Quotes 

• Kermit : [imagines himself as a news reporter]  On the dryer side, in San Francisco, famous inventor, Bunsen Honeydew, built the world's first skyscraper made of flour and water.

  [a building is shown falling apart and collapsing] 

  Kermit : Uh, I guess he didn't use enough water.

• Kermit : We now take you live to our pig on the street reporter, Piggy.

  Piggy : Hello, Kermit. I'm here on the street with Fozzie Bear. Rumor has it that Fozzie just told his first funny joke. Well, Fozzie, there are millions of viewers out there anxiously waiting to hear you finally say something funny.

  Fozzie : No problem. I just know your audience is going to love this joke. What do you get when you saw down an apple tree? Give up? You get apple sauce! Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it?

  [a tomato hits Fozzie] 

  Piggy : Well, there you have it. Just another one of those wild rumors.

• Kermit : Uh, what show do you want to watch next?

  Piggy : How about I Love Piggy?

  Skeeter : Yuck! I'd rather watch Laverne and Skeeter.

• Piggy : Um, I'd like to dedicate this poem to, um, my Kermie.

  Kermit : Oh, boy.

  Piggy : Um, Piggy had a little frog, his skin is green and fine. And everywhere that Piggy goes, she'll find him just behind. He'll follow me down the aisle one day and married we will be. So if you're thinking of chickening out... YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, KERMIT!

• Scooter : Come on. Let's think of another program to make.

  Bunsen : How about Leave It To Beaker?

  Gonzo : Or The Wide World of Weirdo?

  Piggy : Those aren't real shows. Moi is going to be on a real TV show.

  Kermit : Uh, what show is that, Piggy?

  Piggy : The Johnny Carson Show.

  Babies : Huh?

  Beaker : Mee mee.

  Bunsen : Beaker's right. You can't be on The Johnny Carson Show. It comes on after your bedtime.