Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

The Treasure of Sara Madre (1991)

Michael Bower: Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen

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Quotes 

• Bobby Budnick : How could you do this, Donkeylips? You are living in one of the most civilized countries on Earth!

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Well, the latrine was out of toilet paper, and you SAID the directions weren't worth ANYTHING!

• Bobby Budnick : All right. Says make six cha-chas to the right.

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : I'll lead.

• Bobby Budnick : Well, this is it.

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Cool, but I bunny-hopped into something really nasty back there.

• Bobby Budnick : [believing they're found the treasure location]  All right. Um, right now we gotta swear to each other.

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Okay. You're a big dripping pea...

  Bobby Budnick : I'm not talking swear like that.

• Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : You're a greedy little weasel.

  Bobby Budnick : I'll take that as a compliment.