Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Partings (2006)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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• [Emily is ranting in the foyer, to Lorelai, about Christopher after a Friday night dinner] 

  Lorelai : Sure is nice when it's not me. Alright, bye Mom. Have a nice trip.

  Emily : Goodbye, Lorelai.

  [Lorelai leaves] 

  Emily : Gerta, did I fire you?

  Gerta : No.

  Emily : [to herself]  Really? Everything's off tonight.

• Luke : I don't like ultimatums.

  Lorelai : I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually.

• Lorelai Gilmore : Oh my God. What are you doing?

  Christopher Hayden : What do you mean what am I doing? I thought "restroom" was code for "follow me, and we'll talk about how to get you out of this".

  Lorelai Gilmore : What the hell kind of spy school did you go to?

• Lorelai Gilmore : [to a psychologist]  Voices in your head? Totally normal, right... there's only two. That speak English.

• Emily Gilmore : Well, that was a complete waste of time.

  Lorelai Gilmore : What are you talking about?

  Emily Gilmore : I'm talking about Christopher and Carolyn leaving separately.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Well, come on, Mom, what did you think, they were going to throw down and consummate it right in the foyer?

  Emily Gilmore : No, I didn't think they were going to "throw down and consummate it" in the foyer, I just thought they could go out for some coffee.

  Lorelai Gilmore : You served them coffee.

  Emily Gilmore : So what?

  Lorelai Gilmore : So you can't be shocked when you serve people three cups of coffee that they don't feel like going out for coffee. Not everyone's me.