Four years before "Jurassic Park", Donald F. Glut wrote this G. I. Joe episode about cloning dinosaurs on a remote island.
"Mr. Crichton? Mr. Glut's lawyer on line one."
Unfortunately for any viewer of "Primordial Plot", Donald F. Glut is no Michael Crichton.
The basic, um, bones of a fun story are here, but somehow Glut makes Cobra controlling an army of cloned dinosaurs about as exciting as a wet fart. It's one of those episodes that I found myself rewriting in my head as I was watching along. How they blew this layup I have no idea.
Few things are more frustrating than wasted potential, and nothing describes "Primordial Plot" better than that. Here, it's fun that's extinct.
"Mr. Crichton? Mr. Glut's lawyer on line one."
Unfortunately for any viewer of "Primordial Plot", Donald F. Glut is no Michael Crichton.
The basic, um, bones of a fun story are here, but somehow Glut makes Cobra controlling an army of cloned dinosaurs about as exciting as a wet fart. It's one of those episodes that I found myself rewriting in my head as I was watching along. How they blew this layup I have no idea.
Few things are more frustrating than wasted potential, and nothing describes "Primordial Plot" better than that. Here, it's fun that's extinct.