- [last lines]
- Mr. Nguyen: We have much to learn. I owe much to Miley, Steve and Jeff and Liam. They will work at my inn, as partners!
- Gung-Ho: Leatherneck, talk'em out of it! They're better off in America!
- Leatherneck: Nah, all they need is a home and some love. What country they're in doesn't matter. OK! Look sharp! Quit eating like pigs! And that's an order!
- Miley, Steve, Jeff and Liam: Yes sir!
- Leatherneck: Don't call me sir!
- Miley, Steve, Jeff and Liam: Yo Joe!
- [Leatherneck kicks the river pirate in the seat of the pants]
- Leatherneck: Always cover your rear, turkey.
- River Pirate: Ah! Let me go! I am only an innocent pawn of a capitalist machine!
- Gung-Ho: This guy must have studied political science at UCLA.