- Roy Biggins: Hey, have you seen Lowell around anywhere?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: He's not here - we gave him the day off, remember?
- Roy Biggins: What for?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: The Mather family reunion.
- Roy Biggins: Oh, right... dozens of people, all missing the same chromosome.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Enough about me. What'd you do tonight?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Oh, well, you know that new blonde waitress down at the Club Car?
- Brian Michael Hackett: With the...
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Yeah, that is the one. Well, when she got off work, she asked me to go back to her place.
- Brian Michael Hackett: [laughs] What happened?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I don't know, you woke me up!