Burt does not remember his night with Sally; Chester calls everyone Jessica; The Major is angry with Chester because he thinks he is Marlene Dietrich; Billy is very tall but must still leave the room when the adults talk; Mary thinks Burt is dead because he hasn't come home; when he returns, Burt concocts a story almost worthy of Chester's tales of yore. The Campbell women share facials and gossip. Tim's first day of work is a little messy so he writes his resignation on a pack of bologna. The girls give Carol a bridal shower; Mary cries on her new tea towels. Jessica is happy to help her sister and points out how stupid men are to shower after sex with other women.
—LA-Lawyer