"The Simpsons" 'Tis the Fifteenth Season (TV Episode 2003) - Harry Shearer as Lenny, Mr. Burns, TV Announcer, Things Unnecessary Worker, Ned Flanders, Rev. Lovejoy, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner

Rod Flanders : Are you jealous of Brother Homer?

Ned Flanders : Maybe just a little bit.

Rod Flanders : I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.

Ned Flanders : One problem at a time, boy.
Homer : I'm just trying to buy that Stairway to Heaven Jesus sang about.

Ned Flanders : That was Led Zeppelin.

Homer : Go back to your bong, hippie!
Ned Flanders : I'll be the nicest man of all time!

[sees a picture of Jesus Christ]

Ned Flanders : I said man, not man-god! Keep your halo on!
[Ned sees a TV report about Homer's good deeds]

Ned Flanders : Ugh. That Homer just burns my waffles.

Ned Flanders : [pulling his mustache] Pain is the cleanser! Pain is the cleanser!
[Ned hands out Christmas presents]

Principal Skinner : You're actually giving everyone in town a Christmas present?

Agnes Skinner : What's your angle, pervert?

Harry Shearer: Lenny, Mr. Burns, TV Announcer, Things Unnecessary Worker, Ned Flanders, Rev. Lovejoy, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner