"The Simpsons" 'Tis the Fifteenth Season (TV Episode 2003) - Dan Castellaneta as Krusty the Klown, Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, Victor's Secret Worker, Jimmy Stewart, Grampa Simpson, Mr. McGrew, Gil, Hans Moleman, Wolves, Mayor Quimby

Krusty the Clown : And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Homer : I'm just trying to buy that Stairway to Heaven Jesus sang about.

Ned Flanders : That was Led Zeppelin.

Homer : Go back to your bong, hippie!
Homer : [rubs a Christmas tree and it catches on fire] Why does everything I love burn?
Homer : I'll be the nicest man in the world!

Marge : Homer, you've said that before.

Homer : Yes, but this time I'm sober!

Dan Castellaneta: Krusty the Klown, Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II, Victor's Secret Worker, Jimmy Stewart, Grampa Simpson, Mr. McGrew, Gil, Hans Moleman, Wolves, Mayor Quimby