Never Mind the Buzzcocks (TV Series)
Episode #18.5 (2006)
Jeremy Clarkson: Self - Guest Host
Quotes
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Jeremy Clarkson : An NME poll recently voted 'Yes' as the shitest band in the world. Bad news for them but 'Blue' breathed a huge sigh of relief.
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Trisha Goddard : When I was an air stewardess, I used to hate people like you.
Jeremy Clarkson : You were a mental health person *and* an air stewardess?
Trisha Goddard : No, I was the air stewardess before I became the mental health person.
Phill Jupitus : What kind of a hellish CV have you got?
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Jeremy Clarkson : I can't dance. I'm a man, I'm white, everything's wrong!
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Jim Jeffries : Do you know *anything* about cars?
Jeremy Clarkson : You! You thought I was Jeremy Paxman when you got here!
Jim Jeffries : I did!
Jeremy Clarkson : I'll be Paxman then. Come on! Come on! Yoghurt! Yoghurt! Come on!
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Jeremy Clarkson : Coated? I didn't know you could conjugate the verb 'coat', but there you are. I always thought it was a noun, in my funny little way.
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Jeremy Clarkson : [next line round] I drove all night, crept in your room...
Jim Jeffries : And touched ya!
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Trisha Goddard : I notice that the bride's dress is by Sluts R Us.
Phill Jupitus : Yeah, says you.
Trisha Goddard : Oh you like it. Boys like that sort of thing, don't they.
Jeremy Clarkson : What's the matter with it?
Trisha Goddard : Well, she's practically showing her front botty.
Phill Jupitus : Trisha, on your show you have people who knob animals.
Trisha Goddard : No, we don't.
Phill Jupitus : I 'heart' badgers. The Trisha special.
Bill Bailey : When was that on? Must have missed that one.