Criminal Minds (TV Series)
The Fisher King: Part 1 (2006)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
Quotes
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Jennifer "JJ" Jareau : Please don't tell me you have a crush on a fictional character.
Penelope Garcia : He's not fictional. He's the online alter ego of a real person.
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau : [skeptically] Hmm-hmm. But you don't know anything about him. Or even if he is a "him".
Penelope Garcia : Okay, you know what? I do- look, we meet online at specified times that he is never late to. We spend hours adventuring and chatting, during which time I have his undivided attention, and he lavishes me with flattery.
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau : Wow...
Penelope Garcia : When was the last time you had a date go that well?
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Penelope Garcia : [aggitated] All work and no play, huh? All work and no play? You just wait until I am through with you!
[picks up ringing phone]
Penelope Garcia : What?
Derek Morgan : Garcia, I need a rundown on a guy
Penelope Garcia : No!
Derek Morgan : What?
Penelope Garcia : The information super highway is closed.
Derek Morgan : What you're talking about?
Penelope Garcia : Someone had the nerve to run a black hat op into my computers, Morgan. They hacked me, okay? You can bet your sweet ass I will find them! I've got honey pot farms hidden behind UML kernel data packets and a first generation honey net I personally programmed. My snort logs every visitor, every server request, every keystroke on this entire network. If I had to backtrack his IP all the way to the freaking stone age, I will find this son of a bitch! So bye