- Benson DuBois: Getting your own coffee now?
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Well, why not? I've got to do everything else for myself now.
- Benson DuBois: Well you don't have to. Find somebody to replace Taylor.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Well, the party actually recommended somebody, but he was indicted yesterday.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Could I answer that with a little story?
- Benson DuBois: I'd prefer a yes or no.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: One summer I took a job nobody else wanted. I worked in an amusement park pitch-ball concession. Whenever the ball hit the bulls-eye, Blopo the clown fell into a tank of water.
- Benson DuBois: Blopo the clown.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: I was Blopo. You'd be surprised how many people throw well. But no matter how many times I was knocked into that tank of water, I always dragged myself back up again. Do you know why?
- Benson DuBois: No, I can't imagine.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Because there was no other Bloppo. If I didn't do it, who would. That is exactly the reason why I'm working so hard today.
- Benson DuBois: Well, if this job gets too much for you, you can always go back to being Bloppo the Clown.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Oh, I'm sure they have somebody else by now.