- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: [Pete is hungry and sees the food for Katie's cat] Hey, food.
- Benson DuBois: I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- [Pete starts eating the cat food]
- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: What a great publicity idea. Governor sells mansion treasures to feed poor.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: How's this, Governor's aide stops eating to feed poor.
- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: [Referring to the food he is eating] This is great. It's kind of tangy. What is it?
- Benson DuBois: Don't eat too much of it. It'll make you frisky.
- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: Really good. What's it called anyway?
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Kitty liver surprise.
- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: [Pete puts down the cat food] You mean I'm eating pet food?
- Benson DuBois: Step up from your regular diet, huh?
- Peter 'Pete' John Downey: [Pete runs from kitchen] Yuck! I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
- Benson DuBois: You don't have to. You can have a milk-bone.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: Miss Kraus, do we have anymore tunafish?
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Ja, but it would spoil your lunch.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: But, it's not for me. It's for my new kitten, Napoleon.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Oh, I got something special for him at the supermarket.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: Kitty liver surprise.
- Benson DuBois: Looks like Army food.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: It say here it will keep him happy and frisky.
- Benson DuBois: It certainly isn't Army food.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: [Katie comes into the mansion living room where Kraus and Benson are conducting an inventory] Miss Kraus, have you seen my kitten?
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: No, Liebchen.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: [Katie turns to Benson. Benson is inventorying a closet] Benson, is Napoleon in there?
- Benson DuBois: Sweetheart I wouldn't be surprised if Teddy Roosevelt was in here.
- Dr. Phillips: [Doctor has just finished examining Benson] Oh, that about does it. Blood pressure's fine, temperature's normal.
- Marcy Hill: What about his heart?
- Dr. Phillips: Sound as a dollar.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: That bad?