- Buddy Sorrell: Well, my wife Pickles and me, we want to go to Niagra Falls on a little honeymoon.
- Sally Rogers: Honeymoon?
- Rob Petrie: Honeymoon? You've been married for ten years, Buddy. You're just going on a honeymoon?
- Buddy Sorrell: We wanted to see how things'd work out before we spent the money.
- Buddy Sorrell: Hey, what kind o' name is that for a cat - Mr. Henderson?
- Sally Rogers: Oh, I wouldn't throw stones if I were you, Buddy, not with a dog named Larry and a wife namd Pickles.
- [Ritchie is hiding from Buddy's dog, Larry, in a broom closet]
- Rob Petrie: [opens closet door] Ritchie, what are you doing in that closet?
- Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie: Eating chocolate pudding.
- Rob Petrie: [to Laura] Honey, why do you let the boy eat chocolate pudding in a broom closet?
- Laura Petrie: Because you let a wolf eat spaghetti in the garage!
- Rob Petrie: [singing to Larry] Lullaby and good night...
- [Larry whimpers]
- Rob Petrie: What's the matter? Oh, you're a German shepherd.
- [sings "Brahms Lullaby" in German]
- Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie: [Laura is clearing Ritchie's dishes] Mommy, did you want the wolf here?
- Laura Petrie: No, I didn't, dear.
- Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie: Did Daddy ask you if you wanted the wolf here?
- Laura Petrie: No, he didn't.
- Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie: That's not our system!