The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Scratch My Car and Die (1964)
Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper
Quotes
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Millie Helper : Look, it wasn't your fault the car got scratched, right? But is Rob gonna believe that? No, he's gonna use it as an example against women drivers, and you'll be giving our whole wonderful sex a black eye.
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Millie Helper : Look, before ya tell him the truth, give lying another chance, okay?
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Millie Helper : The car's insured, isn't it?
Laura Petrie : Yes, but I'm not. Millie, Rob will kill me when he finds out.