- [Diane returns to the bar, after turning down Sam's proposal the previous night]
- Diane Chambers: Oh, Frasier, please tell me where Sam is. I have to talk with him.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane, in light of your disposal of him last night, I think it's better that he be left alone right now.
- Diane Chambers: That poor man. Can you imagine how he must feel?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Dryly] Gee, I'll try.
- [Woody's got a frown on his face]
- Norm Peterson: Woody, are you in pain buddy?
- Woody Boyd: No, no, I was just thinking.
- Norm Peterson: Well, the first time's always the worst.
- Diane Chambers: [after Diane has jumped off the sailboat and into the water] Sam, throw me a line, please.
- Sam Malone: OK. "What's a nice girl like you doing in an ocean like this?"
- Norm Peterson: Hoo boy, now about that Diane, huh?
- Cliff Clavin: Ehh, just like all women... if they're not turning down your proposal of marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in a lingerie changing room.
- [Everybody just looks at Cliff]
- Sam Malone: Well... I'm kind of worried that Diane may get hurt.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: My god, Sam, that's very noble of you!
- Sam Malone: No, I mean I had a dream last night that I killed her. And it felt really good.
- [Frasier grins ruefully, nodding his head]
- Sam Malone: Does this mean, I'm crazy or something?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, no, of course not. It's very normal for most, sane, people to entertain insane impulses sometimes. I mean, it's very natural to want to hurt someone, that's rejected you, For example... well there's, me. Look, I can't tell you how many times I've felt my own hands around her windpipe, strangling her,
- [Frasier's facial expression becomes more and more angry]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: fingers tightening, cartilage snapping... And, er,
- [smiling ironically]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm a respected psychologist.