Hot Rod (2007)

Danny McBride: Rico

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• Rico : I'm freakin' PUMPED! I been drinkin' green tea all goddamn DAY!

• Rod Kimble : Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.

  Dave : Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.

  Rod Kimble : Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe you could do something different from me.

  Dave : My name is Dave, and I... am the stuntman.

  Rod Kimble : You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up.

  Rico : Uh, hello! I'm Rico, and I like to party.

  Rod Kimble : Yeah, uh, Rico, what did I just say to Dave?

  Rico : Who?

  Rod Kimble : Dave!

  Kevin Powell : I like to party. I'm Rod.

  Rod Kimble : No! You're Kevin!

  Kevin Powell : Right, Kevin. I party.

  Rod Kimble : No, no, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me.

  Dave : Yes, and we party.

  Rod Kimble : No!

  Rico : Yeah, just Rod...

  Rod Kimble : Yes!

  Rico : ...and me!

  Rod Kimble : No! I'm the only one who parties!

  Kevin Powell : I'm pretty sure I've partied before.

  Rod Kimble : No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. Okay? You do not party!

  Kevin Powell : You're right. Dave's the party guy.

  Dave : Haha, sweet!

  Rod Kimble : Oh, my God, shut up! Okay? I'm just gonna do it for you.

• Rico : [beating up Trailer Guy]  GOD! I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the DEMONS outta me?

• Rico : I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.

• Rico : [putting on stolen hat]  This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!

• Rico : Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?

• Rod Kimble : Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?

  Rico : No, we didn't have time.

  Rod Kimble : [unsure]  Cool.

• Dave : Whatever happened to "Live as a team. Die as a team"?

  Rod Kimble : It's a sham, okay? There's no such thing as a team. You live and die alone.

  Rico : [to Rod]  Do you see what you're doing to him? You're making him upset. How important is this to you, huh? I don't even cry, and look at me. You're about to make tears come out of my face.

  [screaming] 

  Rico : Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for now?