The Boxtrolls (2014)
Jared Harris: Lord Portley-Rind
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Quotes
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Lord Portley-Rind : [after learning that Snatcher was lying about the Boxtrolls being monsters, and lying about the Trubshaws being killed, he addresses the crowd] Snatcher lied to us, and to poor Madame Frou Frou.
Lord Portley-Rind : [accusingly, at Snatcher] Snatcher!
Archibald Snatcher : [using Madame Frou Frou's voice, and exaggerated female gestures] We could have been something special, but you have broken our agreement.
Lord Portley-Rind : [confused] Why is he talking like Madame Frou Frou?
Lord Portley-Rind : [suddenly realizes that Snatcher IS Madame Frou Frou, he gasps] Oh my god! I regret so much.
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Archibald Snatcher : When I destroy every last Boxtroll in this town, I shall EARN my white hat, and join you in the Tasting Room.
Lord Portley-Rind : [facetiously] Good Lord! I don't know who should be more terrified: the Boxtrolls or us.
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Archibald Snatcher : [first line, Snatcher to Butler at the front door] Wake his Lordship. The unspeakable has happened, We must speak of it immediately!
[struggles with Butler, trying to slam the door on him]
Lord Portley-Rind : [Frustrated] What is is, Snatcher?
Archibald Snatcher : BOXTROLLS HAVE COME AND STOLEN A CHILD!
Lord Portley-Rind : Gasp, no.
Archibald Snatcher : There no doubt, picking their teeth with his adorable baby bones, by now.
Lord Portley-Rind : Horribly tragedy.
[in a non-interested tone]
Lord Portley-Rind : Lets deal with it in the morning.
Archibald Snatcher : [while butler aggressively presses the door on Snatcher] STOP, that's not the worst of it. They'll come after...
[Butler slams the door in Snatcher's face, and is now talking through the mailslot of the mansion]
Archibald Snatcher : our cheeses!
Lord Portley-Rind : [SCARED] MY GOUDA?
Archibald Snatcher : They'll stop at nothing.
Lord Portley-Rind : Oh you're the town exterminator, I'll pay whatever it takes.
Archibald Snatcher : Oh I don't want money, I want one of those
[pointing at Portly Rind's hat]
Lord Portley-Rind : A white hat? you? ABSURD!
Archibald Snatcher : Alright then, by prepare to say bye bye to your brie, cheerio to your cheddar, good bye...
Lord Portley-Rind : Hey, Have every boxtrolls gone, with proof.
Archibald Snatcher : For a white hat? I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST BOXTROLL IN THIS TOWN!