Scrubs (TV Series)
His Story III (2006)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
Quotes
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Janitor : [Assisting with the care of a seizure patient] This is easy, just like drowning someone.
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[the janitor is holding a patients legs down]
Janitor : This is easy. Just like drowning someone.
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Janitor : I guess I just never realized how you pick up just from working here. I heard someone yell 'Hold that woman's legs down!' and I instinctively knew what to do.
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Janitor : But I didn't even see the demon leave the body.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I'm sure it did.
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[the Janitor has lied about the time to Kelso, and thereby, Kelso went late to an appointment]
Dr. Kelso : Thanks to your little telling-me-the-wrong-time-prank, I was 45 minutes late for my oriental massage, which meant that instead of Pang-Wa, I had to settle for Ching-Dau.
Janitor : So?
Dr. Kelso : Ching-Dau is a *DUDE*!