The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Ask Zack (2006)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

Quotes 

• Zack Martin : Cody, if you don't give me a job in the paper, I'll keep on making scary monster sounds when you're sleeping.

  Cody Martin : You're Mr. Spooky Head?

• Zack Martin : Just ask me out honey and hope I say yes.

• Cody Martin : [to Zack]  Oh, this is great. You exploit me and my paper, manipulate a girl, then abandon me, destroy my paper and still get the girl? Now what am I supposed to do?

  Zack Martin : Dear Loser...

  [Cody chases him] 

• Cody Martin : I've got great news! I just got appointed editor of the school paper.

  Zack Martin : We have a school paper?

  Cody Martin : Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the library.

  Zack Martin : We have a library?

• Zack Martin : So, isn't it great how much people love my column? Although it kinda creeps me out that Bob wants to date me.