Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)
Irresistible (2006)
David Hewlett: Dr. Rodney McKay
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Quotes
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : This is creeping me out.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, it reminds me of an old episode of Batman, actually. Catwoman used a drug to put a spell on Batman, make him fall in love with her. Ended up doing all sorts of evil things for her. kind of a turn-on, actually. It was Julie Newmar in the catsuit...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Eartha Kitt was Catwoman.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Not till season three.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Really?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, you didn't know that?
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Dr. Rodney McKay : One lousy gate, we're never gonna meet our quota at this rate.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : What quota?
Dr. Rodney McKay : My quota.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Elizabeth wants to send a team to check out a gate at a suspected Wraith outpost.
Dr. Rodney McKay : What is she, nuts?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Everybody's nuts, Rodney. Haven't you noticed?
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I thought you said you were gonna stay away from the nuts.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yes, well, I tried to keep to myself, but Lucius here was concerned for me, so he just came down, Ronon held me against the wall, and we had a nice, long talk.
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Teyla Emmagan : Are you that eager to return to Earth, Rodney?
Dr. Rodney McKay : This isn't just about me, it is about the ability to go back and forth between Earth and Atlantis conveniently... and whenever I want to.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Okay, let's just make contact, buy our souvenirs, and...
[sees multiple beautiful women]
Dr. Rodney McKay : get out of here!
Willa : Fair day to you.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Fair day to *you*. Nothing here. We should probably go.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, probably wouldn't hurt to make contact with the locals, though.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : No, no, when you're right, you're right.
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Lucius Lavin : I have, I have to say, some of the best ointments around.
[John sneezes]
Lucius Lavin : See, I could take care of that,
[snaps]
Lucius Lavin : just like that.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : It's just a cold.
Lucius Lavin : Nevertheless, I have a potion that could get rid of that in six or seven days.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Mm.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : [sarcastically] That's impressive.
Lucius Lavin : You get used to it.
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Dr. Carson Beckett : He also possesses many valuable herbs and spices and gourds.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Did you just say gourds?
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Dr. Rodney McKay : You're leaving me here alone?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : You said you needed the liquid.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, but the place is turning into a nuthouse.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Somebody's gotta stay. Just keep away from the nuts.
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Lucius Lavin : You can fly this thing?
Dr. Rodney McKay : I can fly it, too.
Dr. Carson Beckett : Yes, now that you've received the A.T.A. therapy, which I invented. I was actually born with the gene, which makes me much more proficient at operating Ancient technology.
Dr. Rodney McKay : It does not. He doesn't fly this thing any better than I do.
Dr. Carson Beckett : Don't you lie to Lucius!
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Hey, buddy, I'd better get back and clean your quarters before the next scout.
[Runs off]
Dr. Rodney McKay : Right.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Rodney.
Dr. Rodney McKay : It was one teeny, tiny taste for research purposes.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Burn it.
Dr. Carson Beckett : All of it.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Right now.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Fine. Story of my life.
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Ronon Dex : [referring to Lucius] Yeah, you have a problem with that?
Dr. Rodney McKay : No.
[pointing to Sheppard]
Dr. Rodney McKay : But he might.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Fly, Lucius. Fly!
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Where's Radek?
Gate Technician : Not here...
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Dr. Rodney McKay : I could have used Carson's help on this, but, um...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : He's off picking daffodils for his new friend.