Andy Barker, P.I. (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Tony Hale: Simon

Quotes 

• Miss Congeniality 2 doll : [Sandra Bullock's voice from Miss Congeniality]  You think I'm gorgeous, you wanna kiss me.

  Andy Barker : No, seriously, what is that?

  Simon : It's a remote controlled Sandra Bullock doll from Miss Congeniality 2.

  Andy Barker : Oh, score! Man, I didn't think they could top Miss Congeniality, but they came pretty darn close.

  Simon : It's counterfeit. I made it to mock the movie.

• Andy Barker : I just don't know where to start.

  Simon : You just need to bring...

  [raises right fist] 

  Simon : ...the thunder

  [raises left fist] 

  Simon : '... and the lightning.

  Andy Barker : You got walnut in your teeth.

  Simon : Oh crap.