"The Simpsons" The Bart of War (TV Episode 2003) - Harry Shearer as Comedy Central Announcer, O.J. Simpson, Ned Flanders, Eddie, Montgomery Burns, Mr. Muntz, Jim Proudfoot, Dave Shutton, Lenny, Otto

Jim Proudfoot : [about why he encourages the Myth that all Mohicans are "gone"] Chicks really dig you when you're the last of something.
Homer Simpson : I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.

Ned Flanders : Of course I am,! They were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and brought up my collection!

Homer Simpson : Look, Marge! I'm Brian Epstein.

[drums his hands on some Beatles bobbleheads and giggles]

Homer Simpson : Now I'm Michael Jackson.

[in falsetto voice]

Homer Simpson : I own all your songs, losers.
Carl Carlson : Carl:

[Watching the riot]

Carl Carlson : I don't remember this much bad blood when I was a Cavalry kid.

Lenny Leonard : I was a pre teen brave!

[He hurls a chair at him]

Carl Carlson : I sang at your wedding!

Lenny Leonard : Yeah, "The best is yet to come", real original!

[hurls another chair at him]
Marge Simpson : [a riot is occurring in Duff Stadium] All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach the boys good citizenship

[she starts to cry and the cameraman turns the camera to her]

Homer Simpson : [Seeing her crying on the stadium screen] That's my wife and she's crying!

Groundskeeper Willie : Dry your tears lass

Otto Mann : Then show us your boobs

Drederick Tatum : [after repeatedly punching Moe] Dear God, why are we fighting?

Others : I ain't doing any fighting
Ned Flanders : They were bigger than Jesus.

Harry Shearer: Comedy Central Announcer, O.J. Simpson, Ned Flanders, Eddie, Montgomery Burns, Mr. Muntz, Jim Proudfoot, Dave Shutton, Lenny, Otto