The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Bart of War (2003)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Farty the Crippled Robot, Male Angel, Sideshow Mel, Mayor Quimby, Grampa Simpson, Rich Texan, Groundskeeper Willie
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.
Ned Flanders : Of course I am,! They were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and brought up my collection!
Homer Simpson : Look, Marge! I'm Brian Epstein.
[drums his hands on some Beatles bobbleheads and giggles]
Homer Simpson : Now I'm Michael Jackson.
[in falsetto voice]
Homer Simpson : I own all your songs, losers.
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Bart Simpson : [after the Calvary kids have won the prize for most boxes of candy sold even though their candy contained laxatives] I guess that's it, they beat us
Nelson Muntz : At least we made a lot of people sick
Homer Simpson : Well I'm not finished, where does it say we have to be gracious in defeat?
Bart Simpson : Its on the back of our vests
Homer Simpson : Marge remove that stitching
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Homer Simpson : [reading the Pre teen braves brochure] Hey these freaks do a lot of cool stuff, cookouts, bowling
Lisa Simpson : Maybe you should lead Bart's tribe?
Homer Simpson : You mean like some sort of madman?
Lisa Simpson : Ideally no
Homer Simpson : I'll do it!
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Mayor Joe Quimby : Welcome fans of everyone's favourite past time
[reads the card]
Mayor Joe Quimby : Baseball!
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Marge Simpson : [a riot is occurring in Duff Stadium] All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach the boys good citizenship
[she starts to cry and the cameraman turns the camera to her]
Homer Simpson : [Seeing her crying on the stadium screen] That's my wife and she's crying!
Groundskeeper Willie : Dry your tears lass
Otto Mann : Then show us your boobs
Drederick Tatum : [after repeatedly punching Moe] Dear God, why are we fighting?
Others : I ain't doing any fighting