The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Bart of War (2003)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : I don't think Dad is properly portraying the Native American lifestyle

  Marge Simpson : Yeah Indians don't sit around watching TV and drinking beer.

• Apu Nahasapeemapetalong : Pre teen braves? Is this another one of those community youth groups that inhibit the culture of those you invaded and destroyed?

  Marge Simpson : Exactly the pre teen braves

• Marge Simpson : [a riot is occurring in Duff Stadium]  All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach the boys good citizenship

  [she starts to cry and the cameraman turns the camera to her] 

  Homer Simpson : [Seeing her crying on the stadium screen]  That's my wife and she's crying!

  Groundskeeper Willie : Dry your tears lass

  Otto Mann : Then show us your boobs

  Drederick Tatum : [after repeatedly punching Moe]  Dear God, why are we fighting?

  Others : I ain't doing any fighting